Sarcasm Jokes

Credit Card Classic Sarcasm!!

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 20th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an
uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send more...

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I`ll buy it for you."

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming you realize you haven`t fallen asleep yet.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!

-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?