Resurrection Jokes

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    "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

    "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

    "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

    "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

    An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

    When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

    A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The more...

    A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?"
    Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."
    "You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian?"
    With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here."
    The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost?"
    "Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.
    "Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked.
    This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's it gonna be?"
    Thinking he had accomplished something the more...

    The following are actual signs found on church property.

    "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

    "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

    "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

    "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

    An ad for St. Joseph`s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

    When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

    A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the more...

    The following are actual signs found on church property.

    "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

    "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

    "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

    "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

    An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

    When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

    A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the more...

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