Reproductive Jokes

Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ:
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence more...

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Eleven reasons why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow
inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's
not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
psychologists call E-Mail Envy.
It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real
work done.
In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than it's actual
size more...

: Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ:
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10. Those who have it would be devastated if it
were ever cut off.

9. Those who have it think that those who don't are
somehow inferior.

8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
but think it's not worth the fuss that those who
have it make about it.

7. Many of those who don't have it would like to
try it (e-mail envy).

6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it
hard to get any real work done.

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to
transmit information vital to the survival of the
species. Some people still think that's the
only thing it should be used for, but most folks
today use it for fun most of the time.

4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures,
it can spread viruses.

3. If you use it more...