Raj Jokes

Raj: I've bought a book on body building and I've been doing the exercises every day for a month.
Ajay: Is it having any effect? Raj: You bet. I can now lift the book above my head.

Raj: Your body's quite well organized.
Ajay: What do you mean?
Raj: The weakest part - your brain - is protected by the strongest - your thick skull!

Raj Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour Before He Hung Up.
His Father Said, “Wow! That Was Short. You Usually Talk For An Hour. What Happened? ”
Raj Replied, “It Was A Wrong Number. ”

Teacher: Give Me A Example Of Animal.
Raj: Rat
Teacher: Give Me Another.
Raj: Another Rat.

Raj(Returning From School): Whoo! I Had A Tough Day At The Office Today!
Teacher: Office?
Raj: Yeah! The Principal's Office!