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    What is similarity between a rat and a man?
    - they both search a hole

    I don't mind the rat race

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    I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.

    The winner of the

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    The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

    College by Dave Barry

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    College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.) College is basically a bunch of rooms where you sit for roughly two thousand hours and try to memorize things. The two thousand hours are spread out over four years; you spend the rest of the time sleeping and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college: * Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). These include how to make collect telephone calls and get beer and crepe-paper stains out of your pajamas. * Things you will not need to know in later life (1, 998 hours). These are the things you learn in classes whose names end in -ology, - - -osophy, -istry, -ics, and so on. The idea is, you memorize these things, then write them down in little exam books, then forget them. If you fail to more...

    : Utility companies tend to serve their clientele as regional monopolies. A similar system is used by drug gangs and Mafia families, but with better customer service.

    Emphasis is not a substitute for reasoned argument -- Jesse Jackson, please take note.

    Hunger is the best sauce -- but a nice curry comes close.

    I do not look to rock musicians for moral and spiritual guidance for the same reason that I do not look to clergymen for three chords and a 4/4 beat.

    The German government recently announced that, fifty-two years after the end of World War II, it would try to cut off pensions to Nazi war criminals. Boy, it's all in the timing, isn't it?

    Dennis Rodman has said that he wants to play his last NBA game completely naked. I just hope he doesn't do much dribbling.

    I did on one occasion commit free verse, but it was ruled justifiable and I was acquitted.

    There is no right answer when a woman asks you "Do I more...

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