Pujaris Jokes

Three Pujaris (Priests), one from Gujarat, one from Kerala, and one from Bengal were discussing how they divided up the collection money from their temples between themselves and their religion.
First, Gujarati Pujari said, "I take my expenses- about 10 percent-and I give the rest to God." The Kerala Pujari said, "Well, I try to be fair. I divide it up equally, half for me and half for God." Finally, the Bangali Pujari said. "I keep all the money on the collection plate. Then I throw it up into the air, god takes what he wants and I keep the rest."