Paranoid Jokes / Recent Jokes

I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that?

I'm not paranoid, they really are after me.

Just because you`re paranoid, it doesn`t mean they`re NOT out to get you.

Paranoid schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? — Tom Clancy

Being paranoid means never having to think that you're alone.

Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?
A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.