I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.
Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
Doctor," the worried exec told the psychiatrist, "I'm afraid I'm schizophrenic."
"Well," replied the doctor, "that makes four of us."
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography