I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?