Schizophrenic Jokes / Recent Jokes

National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!

Paranoid schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?

I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other.

Doctor," the worried exec told the psychiatrist, "I'm afraid I'm schizophrenic."
"Well," replied the doctor, "that makes four of us."

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other

The best thing about being schizophrenic is that I`m never alone.