"I'm schizophrenic" joke

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Rachel:This joke is Not written the right way Nor is the name. It is Shut up, Manners, and Crap.
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Anonymous:Ctfu ! Ive Been Looking For This Joke !
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Anonym:Well, it's technically wrong. You don't have several identities if you're schizophrenic, that disorder is dissociative identity disorder.
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Jenny:Simple and very funny!
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Kimberly C:This one makes me laugh everytime!
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