"I'm schizophrenic" joke

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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Anonymous:Ctfu ! Ive Been Looking For This Joke !
Anonym:Well, it's technically wrong. You don't have several identities if you're schizophrenic, that disorder is dissociative identity disorder.
Jenny:Simple and very funny!
Kimberly C:This one makes me laugh everytime!
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