"The Schizophrenic Buddhist" joke
Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.
If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
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National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!
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Do paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?
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Doctor," the worried exec told the psychiatrist, "I'm afraid I'm schizophrenic."
"Well," replied the doctor, "that makes four of us."
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