Overcoat Jokes

A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. "Excuse me," he said, "but do you happen to be Mr. Williams of Main?"
"No, I`m not!" the man answered with annoyance.
"Oh¦er¦well," stutter the little man, "you see, I am, and that`s his overcoat you`re putting on."

While his wife was away, a man decided to paint the toilet. Arriving home sooner than expected, his wife used the toilet and got the seat stuck to her rear end.
Totally distraught about what happened, she asked him to take her to the doctor. To avoid embarrassment, before leaving she put on a large overcoat to cover the seat.
When they arrived at the doctor's office, the husband lifted the overcoat so the doctor could see the predicament his wife was in.
"Doctor," the husband asked, "have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Yes," replied the doctor, "never framed though!"