New Jersey Nets Jokes
A Russian billionaire is interested in buying the New Jersey Nets. Apparently he's also interested in becoming a Russian millionaire.
The New Jersey Nets have no intention of firing head coach Lawrence Frank. No matter how much he begs.
The New Jersey Nets claim that coach Lawrence Frank's job is safe. It wouldn't be if his players were guarding it.
The New Jersey Nets are on the verge of securing $500 million in bonds to finance the construction of an arena in Brooklyn. It's the last step needed before they can start disappointing fans in an entirely different city.
Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.