Nacho Jokes

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    A guy is walking down the road pondering how he is going to provide for his family. He stumbles upon a giant wheel of cheese (enough to last his family for months). He picks it up and rushes home.

    Excitedly he shows his wife, who asks' Do you even know what kind of cheese it is?'' Yes I do' he replied.

    'It's NACHO cheese, and I know that because after I picked it up a guy started chasing me saying' That's NACHO cheese, that's NACHO cheese'!

    There was a Mexican family living in Mexico. The father of the family wasn't making very much money and he decided that he and his family were going to move to America in order to live a better life, so the family moved to America.
    The Mexican man didn't found a job there, and his family was starving, so he went outside, climbed a hill, and bent down under a pine tree to pray for God to help his family get through their situation.
    While he was praying, a black man was coming out of a grocery store on top of the hill. He had a sack in one hand with a wheel of cheese in it. The bag was heavy, and right as the Mexican man was getting up from praying, the bag broke and the wheel of cheese rolled down the hill.
    The Mexican man saw it, picked it up, and ran non-stop to his home. He gave it to his wife and told her to make nacho cheese out of it. His wife said, "Well, why can't we make something else out of it?" and he said, "Cause all the way home God was tellin' more...

    Police are looking for a man they say robbed a Genesee County convenience store wearing a wrestling mask like one seen in the Jack Black comedy "Nacho Libre." Mostly to ask him how he could possibly have liked'Nacho Libre.'

    there once was a nacho who needed some cheese
    so he went to the store and got some. The poor nacho could not get it because he was on a diet
    so he low-fat
    The End

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