Mooooovies Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the mooooovies!
What would happen if you crossed a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell that keeps coming back.
Why didn't the flea go to a different dog?
Because he was afraid he might have to jump.
When the zebra walked in the bra store, what did the French store manager say?
ZE BRA
What is a dog's favorite job?
A Rufferee
What is a whale's favriote food?
A sub sandwich.
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
What happend to the cat that ate wool?
It had mittens!