Minded Jokes

What goes in dry and hard and comes out wet and sticky?
chewing gum
i know what u were thinking u sick minded son of a b***h

Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out.

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of more...

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes....

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.