Inexperienced Jokes

Did you hear about the inexperienced terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."

The inexperienced waiter came over, and Mr. James said, "I want chicken smothered in gravy. ™]
"I'm sorry," the waiter replied, "but if you want it slaughtered in so unmerciful a manner, you'll have to do it yourself."

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.
"What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."