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Your Momma iz so dumb she bought hamberger helper and thought it came with a helper

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down.
Then Mother noticed something was missing...
"Susie, dear," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe's place."
"But, Mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susie. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"

Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem