Susie Jokes

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    Dad will die

    Hot 1 year ago

    A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
    His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?
    The son replies he is scared because he has dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
    The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he has dreamt that his Grandfather had died. The father assures the son that Grandfather is fine and sends him to bed. The next day the Grandfather dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he has dreamt that Daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is more...

    Married

    Hot 1 year ago

    Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
    Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
    Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
    Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."
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    Playing House

    Hot 5 years ago

    Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage."Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute."Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us.""And how will you live?""I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance.That should be enough."Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?""Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far!"

    Arkansas Love Poem

    Hot 5 years ago

    Susie Lee done fell in love,
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all,
    She told her Pappy so.
    Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
    You'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
    But Joe is yo' half-brother."
    So Susie put aside her Joe,
    And planned to marry Will.
    But, after telling Pappy this,
    He said, "There's trouble still.
    You cain't marry Will, my gal,
    And please don't tell yo' mother,
    But Will and Joe and several mo'
    I know is yo' half-brother."
    But Mama knew and said "My Child,
    Just do what makes yo' happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe,
    ... you ain't no kin to Pappy."

    A Redneck Poem

    Hot 7 years ago

    Susie Lee fell in love.
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy' bout it all,
    she told her Pappy so.
    Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
    you'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
    but Joe is yo' half-brother."
    So Susie forgot about her Joe
    and planned to marry Will.
    But, after telling Pappy this,
    he said, "There's trouble still.
    You can't marry Will, my gal,
    and please don't tell yo' mother,
    cause Will and Joe and several mo'
    I know is yo' half-brother."
    But Mama knew and said "Honey Child,
    Do what makes yo' happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe,
    you ain't no kin to Pappy!"

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