Halle Berry Jokes / Recent Jokes

...halle berry has been named "sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine, People magazine, and my right hand.

I have submitted a new flavor to Ben & Jerry's ice cream,called Halleberry.It is a heavenly mocha treat,but the price triples when you lick it.

New study shows cats can develop Alzheimer's.

Scientists suspected a link when they moved a scratching post and found three years worth of New York Times and old bingo cards hidden behind it.
Lifetime network plans made-for-TV movie starring Julie Newmar.






Disease could affect over 87% of Broadway actors.










Oscar winner, Halle Berry said to have tested negative since she can't forget Catwoman no matter how hard she tries.

While Halle Berry confirmed her pregnancy women everywhere wildly celebrated that she won't be excruciatingly perfect for the next six months. They also toasted the impending appearance of her big fat ass.

Hewlett-Packard's new motion-tracking webcams apparently can't recognize a single black person. HP scientists' code name for the project:
"NHL Coach".