Hain Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Sardar travelling on an overnight train to Punjab requests the conductor before retiring
"phaji - Ludhiana savere panj vaje aavega - mainu uthe jaroor utha dena interview lai jana hai. Main Kumbkaran de neend sonda hoon, jarurat pade taan jabardasti utar dena.
Sardarji wakes up to the sounds of "chai chai" in Amritsar, looks at time - 8. 30 AM. He has missed his interview and is very pissed off, finds the conductor and starts swearing at him in the choicest Punjabi galis. This carries on for about 10 minutes. Another passenger says to the Conductor: -
"ye Sardar ji aap ko maa bahen ki galiya nikaal rahen hain aur aap hain ke sharafat se sune ja rahe hain"
"bhai sahib " responds the conductor "main enke galiyan to sun he nahin raha hoon. Mujhe to un Sardarji ke galiyaan sun rahi hain jinko maine Ludhaine main utaar deya.

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai!

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain!

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

THE following ode is applicable to the large population of India:
Beemar aap hain, beemar hain ham,
Beemar saara zamaana; Chor aur police rnein farq sirf itna
Ek vardi mein hain, doosra bina vardee. Barhti huee aabaadee ne kee yeh barbaadee. (You are sick, I am sick, the entire world is sick; the only difference between a policeman and a thief is that one is in uniform, the other has none. It is our increasing population that has brought this ruination.)