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"Gossip Girl" star Taylor Momsen has been hospitalized. The announcement came from a guy who knows a girl who heard from someone who's pretty sure she saw Taylor talking to an ambulance driver.
A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.
Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.
Active socially: Drinks heavily.
Alert to company developments: An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.
Average: Not too bright.
Bridge builder: Likes to compromise.
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.
Charismatic: No interest in any opinion but his own.
Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
Conscientious and careful: Scared.
Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
Consults with supervisor often: Very annoying.
Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.
Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to more...
Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.
Active socially: Drinks heavily.
Alert to company developments: An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.
Average: Not too bright.
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.
Charismatic: No interest in any opinion but his own.
Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the ass.
Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.
Deserves promotion: Create new title to make him feel appreciated.
Displays excellent intuitive judgement: Knows when to disappear.
Displays great dexterity and agility: Dodges and evades superiors more...
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.2. Be ambiguous. Always.3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault.4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.5. Make them apologize for everything.6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.8. Play Alanis Morissette's "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.10. Cry.11. Get mad at them for everything.12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.13. Hold grudges.14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."17. Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.18. more...
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...
1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette's "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his more...