Fanta Jokes

Well Here's another one. This happened in Kandy during the days when Mr. U-Ravana
is the caretaker of the Tooth.
Foriegn reporters were swarming the capital and Kandy too to cover the Non-Aligned
Conference. There was a Russian among them and he was visiting the Temple of Tooth
in Kandy with the other foreign reporters. Our U-ravana always willing to entertain the
vistors invited the group to have a good time at the Coffe Lounge in the famous Qeen's
Hotel.
They all sat in a big round table, and started to order the drinks first. The Russian was next
to a Cuban reporter and U-Ravana was at the oppsite side of the Russian. Not knowing
what to order the Russian turned to the Cuban who ordered a Fanta. U-Ravana ordered a
Coke. After the drinks arrived, the Russian sipped his Fanta before anybody else even touched
theirs. Ofcourse, this is the first time he ever tatsted any Fanta. Really satisfied of the drink he
sniffed the more...

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanta!
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus!

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Are you a "Bachelor"?
Old days when someone refused to fight they called him a coward, now they call him a "Bachelor".
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McDonalds
Do you know what you get with a hamburger at McDonalds?... Extra "Flies"
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Orange! !!!
Do you know why an Orange left in the middle of the traffic?
Because it ran out of " JUICE"
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udurawana joke
When Polgolla dam was building Udurawana went to inspect the progress. There he met the chief engineer, an American, and went around the site. After several hours they both were very thirsty and decided to have something drink. Then the American took a Fanta from the refrigerator and Udurawana took a Coke. After a zip, the American more...