As Sunday approached, the middle-aged minister grew slightly desperate, for he could think of no suitable subject for his sermon. When his wife suggested that he be original and preach on water-skiing, he decided he would do it.
Sunday came and the minister's wife-ill with a virus-remained at home. As the minister drove to church, his doubts about parables found in water-skiing increased. Finally, he decided to abandon the subject entirely, and instead, delivered a brilliant extemporaneous sermon on sex.
Later in the week, a matron of the church met the minister's wife in the supermarket and complimented her on her husband's magnificent talk.
"Where on earth did he ever get all that information?" she asked. "He seemed so positive and sure of himself."
"I'm sure I don't know," the minister's wife replied. "He only tried it twice and fell off both times."
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