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A virgin girl gets married to a guy who's supposed to rather well endowed. She explains this to her new husband who tells her he knows how to get round the situation which is to show her his dick, bit by bit. The wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door. "Are you nervous yet?" says her husband. "No, I'm OK." she replies. Another six inches of dick comes around the door and he asks, "Are you still OK?" "Yes" she replies. A further foot comes around the door and she says, "I'm still not nervous." "OK," her husband replies, "I'm just starting up the stairs."
System 7 is like going out on a bad date. Your date is expensive and at
the end of the night you don't even get a good-night kiss.
DOS is like going out with an ugly girl except you know what your up
against, so you can work around it.
Windows is like going out with the same ugly girl but this time she is
wearing make-up.
Linux is like going out with an ugly girl but you tell all your friends
she is pretty.
Unix is like going out with a ugly girl but she is good in bed.
OS/2 is like going out with a beautiful girl but you have to be well
endowed to get anywhere.
NeXT is like going out with a super model only to find out she speaks
another language and only she knows that language.
VMS is like going out with your Mom.
Chicago is like going out on a blind date. All your friends hype her up
and say that she is better than anyone else you have dated but in the end she
turns out to be ugly.
NT is like trying going out with more...
Q: Did you hear about the well endowed stripper?
A: When she ran off the stage, she started hear own applause.