Emergency-stop-button Jokes

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    At a place where I used to work, there is a huge sliding door
    The sliding door is operated by two three-button-panels. One inside
    the building and one outside.
    One button has a left-arrow on it, the button in the center is a red
    one with the word "STOP" on it, and then there's a button with a
    right-arrow on it.
    1. When your are operating the door from inside the building (The
    panel is to the right of the door):
    1. If the door is open and you want to close it, then the right button is
    the right button, the button in the center is an emergency-stop-button
    and the button that is left is the left button.
    If, on the other hand, the door is closed and you want to open it,
    then things get a little trickier. Because now the left button is the
    right button, the button in the center is an emergency stop-button and
    the button that is left is... the right button.
    2. When your are operating the door from outside the building more...

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