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    Architect programmer

    Hot 5 years ago

    If architects had to work like programmers...Dear Mr. Architect, Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion.My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough insulation in them).As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of extra-cost features like aluminum, vinyl, or composite siding. (If more...

    Architect programmer

    Hot 2 years ago

    If architects had to work like programmers. . .

    Dear Mr. Architect,

    Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion.

    My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.

    Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough insulation in them).

    As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of more...

    Every list seems to go through the same cycle:
    1. Initial enthusiasm (people introduce themselves, and gush alot about how wonderful it is to find kindred souls).
    2. Evangelism (people moan about how few folks are posting to the list, and brainstorm recruitment strategies).
    3. Growth (more and more people join, more and more lengthy threads develop, occasional off-topic threads pop up).
    4. Community (lots of threads, some more relevant than others; lots of information and advice is exchanged; experts help other experts as well as less experienced colleagues; friendships develop; people tease each other; newcomers are welcomed with generosity and patience; everyone - newbie and expert alike - feels comfortable asking questions, suggesting answers, and sharing opinions).
    5. Discomfort with diversity (the number of messages increases dramatically; not every thread is fascinating to every reader; people start complaining about the signal-to-noise ratio; person 1 more...

    Here's a chance for you men to find out how compassionate and sensitive you are to women. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Simple Duties
    You make the bed. (+1)
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows. (0)
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
    You leave the toilet seat up. (-5)
    You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty. (0)
    When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex. (-1)
    When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom. (-2)
    You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings. (+5)
    But return with beer. (-5)
    You check out a suspicious noise at night. (0)
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
    You pummel it more...

    In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy...
    Do something she likes, and you get points.
    Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
    You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
    Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the point system.
    Simple Duties
    You make the bed+1
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows0
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets-1
    You leave the toilet seat up-5
    You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty0
    When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex-1
    When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom-2
    You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings+5
    In the snow+8
    But return with beer-5
    Social Engagements
    Party
    You stay by her side the entire party0
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking mate-2
    Named more...

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