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    Failed in business......................... 1831

    Lost election for legislature.............. 1832

    Failed again in business................... 1834

    Sweetheard died............................ 1835

    Nervous breakdown.......................... 1836

    Lost second political race................. 1838

    Defeated for Congress...................... 1843

    Defeated for Congress...................... 1846

    Defeated for Congress...................... 1848

    Defeated for US Senate..................... 1855

    Defeated for Vice President................ 1856

    Defeated for US Senate..................... 1858

    Elected President.......................... 1860

    Abraham Lincoln

    Bush says Israel defeated Hezbollah.
    Hezbollah say they defeated Israel.
    One thing is certain though: CNN defeated "Veronica Mars."

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