Deductions Jokes

The owner of a small deli was being questioned about his tax return by the IRS. On his return, he had reported a net profit of $75,000 for the year.
"I don't understand why you people don't leave me alone," said the deli owner. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year, and you want to know how I made $75,000?"
"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent replied, "it's your deductions. You listed five trips to the Bahamas for you and your wife."
"Oh, that," replied the smiling owner. "I forgot to mention... we also deliver."

The owner of a small New York sandwich deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these travel deductions. You listed six trips to Florida for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "It is a legitimate business expense because we also deliver."