Bikers Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon."Man! commented one... it's FREEZING!!! and my coat won't zip up. The cold air is killing me!!"The other biker thought for a minute as they sped down the road. "Well, he said at last... you can turn your jacket around, then the open side would be at the back. You wouldn't get so cold that way.""Great idea!" commented the other. "stop and let me switch."The driver pulled over, and the passenger put his jacket on backwards."There! he said when he had completed the switch. "I feel better already."The two of them climbed back on the motorcycle and drove off. Then, suddenly they hit a patch of ice on the road, and spun off and crashed. A few minutes later a crowd had gathered, and when the ambulance arrived, the EMTs shouted out "Is anybody hurt?"One guy from the crowd replied "Well, the driver was dead when I got here, and the other guy was doing more...

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers
walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old
man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he
took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly
thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man,
was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his
big-rig over three motorcycles."

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked
up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either."
"He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a muttering word of protest, the old man gets up from his seat and quietly leaves the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he!"
And the waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!"

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.Without a muttering word of protest, the old man gets up from his seat and quietly leaves the diner.Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he!"And the waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!"

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.