...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner. The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest. The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has pledged 1.5 billion to Lebanon. The King said, "If this means I have to forgo blow jobs from white supermodels for the entire month of August, so be it."