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your momma so dumb she got locked in stop and shop and starved to death

Your moma is so fat I got lost walking around her

your mommas so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

yo mamas so dirty- she has plants growing out of her ass.
yo mamas so harry- they said,"Ate that Mighty Joe Youngs Sister?

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow her tonsils got a sunburn!

Your momma is so dumb. That when she went to Disney world. She saw a sign that said "Disney World left". She turned around and went home