"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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hassan:When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun” Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
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hassan:When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun” Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
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WR:I heard and told this joke 60 years ago! It also ended with "My country 'tis of thee".
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Yo mama:Please FOH, terrible
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