"Knock knock... cows" joke

Hot 2 months ago

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A lady walked into a bar and there were no seats available, except for one at a table that was occupied by a man, and she decides to take it. He said, "Hello, my name is Jim Snow, what's yours?"
The women replied, "June."
She went to get a drink and more...

1
0

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

151
28

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

127
75

OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?
Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they both felt as ready as they could be.
The more...

17
9

Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become
firmly established in Hollywood, and Charlotte
Church is a well-known celebrity slapper in the UK,
the Welsh film industry is to receive additional
funding to step up production. They are going to
remake many more...

5
1
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
scyntist:SSabki jat ka bhoshda,lavda maru ya mandli!
0
0
(0)
smoked it:oh dear
0
0
(0)
smoked it:oh dear
0
0
(0)
Black Widow DIes:big head m8
1
0
(0)
Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
0
0
(0)
jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
0
0
(0)
Gg :Yo hairline so bad the reff called backcourt
0
0
(0)
Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
1
0
(0)
jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
0
0
(0)
Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
Show More Comments
Funny Joke? 276 vote(s). 71% are positive. 26 comment(s).