"Yo Momma So Fat!" joke
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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
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Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
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unknown:no, because its a yes or no question
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unknown:no, because its a yes or no question
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GIRL:my mom is not fat
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Jazzy:U are so ugly that millions of people committed a sucide.
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James H. H. Lampert:If you think about it, the punch line as usually given (and as given here) makes no sense: his big sister wouldn't say "put it inside her"; OTHERS would say that ABOUT his big sister.
So a rephrased punchline would be:
"Because everybody says that whenever big sister gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
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mel:That's great
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mel:funny
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mason:your hairline is like atlantis there still looking for it
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David Kelly:my friend's hairline looks like someone did the Nay Nay on it :D
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David Kelly:yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
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