"Yo Momma So Fat!" joke
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
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