"Yo Momma So Fat!" joke

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Jazzy:U are so ugly that millions of people committed a sucide.
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James H. H. Lampert:If you think about it, the punch line as usually given (and as given here) makes no sense: his big sister wouldn't say "put it inside her"; OTHERS would say that ABOUT his big sister. So a rephrased punchline would be: "Because everybody says that whenever big sister gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
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mel:That's great
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mel:funny
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mason:your hairline is like atlantis there still looking for it
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David Kelly:my friend's hairline looks like someone did the Nay Nay on it :D
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David Kelly:yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
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jeff:because pencils, when used, create particles that can float in the micro-G atmosphere of the ISS and get into electronic components. plus you also have to carry a sharpener.
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amarae williams:your mama so old that when she looked in her year book she saw moses
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amarae williams:some of these jokes are old as ever get some new jokes yall
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