Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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James H. H. Lampert:If you think about it, the punch line as usually given (and as given here) makes no sense: his big sister wouldn't say "put it inside her"; OTHERS would say that ABOUT his big sister.
So a rephrased punchline would be:
"Because everybody says that whenever big sister gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it in cider."
Jack: I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
Douglas: Funniest thing ever
†dajer™†: In the much shorter version of this joke the song used was "My country 'tiz' of thee".
Jerome Byanski: Works for me
Abimbola Adeniran-Pe: My youtube channel is abimbola peters
Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.