"Oranges" joke
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
On a mountain
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again