"I asked God for a bike" joke

by Alex

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher a long walk off a short pier! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher your gun, Sheriff! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

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Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron!

The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?"

Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."

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Editor's note: I find it personally amusing more...

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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From "New Scientist", attributed from R.D. Hayler, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, to a friend:
Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Lu:like what the fuck
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crazy_driver_78:what do you call a poor man on a bicycle? thief. why don't you run him over? it might be your bike.
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