"What is a dolphin's favorite TV " joke

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.

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shyday:it seems like your hair drop out of school by the why you got left back.
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GIGGITGOGGITY:Yo hairline is so far back everybody thought you went bald in 3rd grade! ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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Terrryy:5,4,3,2,1 were going on a trip in our favorite rocketship zooming through the sky to find (names) hairline
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