"What is a dolphin's favorite TV " joke

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A Realtor, driving his buyers around looking at houses, is suddenly pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the Realtor’s car door, and the Realtor says "Is there a problem officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir you were speeding. Can I see your more...

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A guy walks into a bar in Argentina. He sees a familiar character, albeit much older now, sitting at the bar. He approaches, examines his face, and asks:
"Excuse me, but aren't you Adolf Hitler?"
"Vy yes, I am Adolf Hitler."
"But I thought more...

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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

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Atlas:Th alamo was a spanish mission(old church) attacked by the mexicans and was defended by texas for 13 days
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shyday:it seems like your hair drop out of school by the why you got left back.
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GIGGITGOGGITY:Yo hairline is so far back everybody thought you went bald in 3rd grade! ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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Terrryy:5,4,3,2,1 were going on a trip in our favorite rocketship zooming through the sky to find (names) hairline
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