"What is a dolphin's favorite TV " joke

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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shyday:it seems like your hair drop out of school by the why you got left back.
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GIGGITGOGGITY:Yo hairline is so far back everybody thought you went bald in 3rd grade! ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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Terrryy:5,4,3,2,1 were going on a trip in our favorite rocketship zooming through the sky to find (names) hairline
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