"What is a dolphin's favorite TV " joke
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
What's the definition of an overbite?
When you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.
Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!