Jack: I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
Douglas: Funniest thing ever
†dajer™†: In the much shorter version of this joke the song used was "My country 'tiz' of thee".
Jerome Byanski: Works for me
Abimbola Adeniran-Pe: My youtube channel is abimbola peters
Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
Santa Riddle
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.