"Ya Mama" joke
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
On a mountain
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.