"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp.
The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was more...

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It takes balls to be a transvestite.

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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There was this boy at school and his teacher said to him " Go home and find the first three letters of the alphabet." So he goes home and asks his sister " What is the first letter of the alphabet?" and she says " Get out of my room you stupid!!!!" more...

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top secret:Nice clean joke
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Anon:So fucking hilarious.
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:Hahahahaha! That was funny as fuck.
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Anonym:This joke is bloody hilarious
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Anonym:there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, pee and willy. zip was playing on the fan, pee was in a box and willy was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, pee out, willy in the corner"
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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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makiah:it was ok
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guy:As I present to you Recedasaurus
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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