"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Anon:So fucking hilarious.
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:Hahahahaha! That was funny as fuck.
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Anonym:This joke is bloody hilarious
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Anonym:there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, pee and willy. zip was playing on the fan, pee was in a box and willy was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, pee out, willy in the corner"
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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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makiah:it was ok
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guy:As I present to you Recedasaurus
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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Faith Ng:Lousy joke!try saying that 'bout your mamma
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