"Ya Mama" joke

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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"Welcome to Entropy Burgers - may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."
"I know the waitress who asked that, too. more...

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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's more...

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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top secret:Nice clean joke
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Anon:So fucking hilarious.
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:Hahahahaha! That was funny as fuck.
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Anonym:This joke is bloody hilarious
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Anonym:there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, pee and willy. zip was playing on the fan, pee was in a box and willy was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, pee out, willy in the corner"
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bofa:I got my heart rate monitored but all it did was trace yo hairline!
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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got em:i got 99 promblems and your barber is one
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