Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
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Anonym:there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, pee and willy. zip was playing on the fan, pee was in a box and willy was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, pee out, willy in the corner"
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Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.