"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Jamie admits he should have waited for Miley to break up with her dad before suggesting a sex tape.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
In his most recent interview, Charlie Sheen says he's been keeping so busy that he hardly has time to neglect his children.
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!" The interviewer tries more...
Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! more...