"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A lady walked into a bar and there were no seats available, except for one at a table that was occupied by a man, and she decides to take it. He said, "Hello, my name is Jim Snow, what's yours?"
The women replied, "June."
She went to get a drink and more...

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?
Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they both felt as ready as they could be.
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Now that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has become
firmly established in Hollywood, and Charlotte
Church is a well-known celebrity slapper in the UK,
the Welsh film industry is to receive additional
funding to step up production. They are going to
remake many more...

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GIRL:WTF im a girl dude
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mike:here's your sign
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jim:i loled so hard omg Rawr XD
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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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sophie :I like your jokes
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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