"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
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That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits an English farmer.
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Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...