"Santa Riddle" joke
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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
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A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read on the way home.
When he walked through the door and more...
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Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
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History repeats itself. That is one of the things wrong with history.
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TATLENTHERIZZGOD:THAT IS CRAZY ROASTING AND THATS A STUPID TRUE ROAST SO SHOUT OUT TO THEM
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Rick :Pedophile....
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GIRL:WTF im a girl dude
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mike:here's your sign
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jim:i loled so hard omg Rawr XD
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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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sophie :I like your jokes
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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