Jack: I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
Douglas: Funniest thing ever
†dajer™†: In the much shorter version of this joke the song used was "My country 'tiz' of thee".
Jerome Byanski: Works for me
Abimbola Adeniran-Pe: My youtube channel is abimbola peters
Santa Riddle
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!