"Hairline" joke

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was
told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to
Communist Hell.
Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to
Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was more...

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Dick (explicit)

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IKICKASS

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice fuking bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next more...

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And it came to pass that an openly Jewish man was elected to be President of the United States of America.

So he calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down to Washington DC to share the Passover Holliday.

She says,' I'd like to, but it's so more...

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one day britney spears and shaggy went on a date, then evrey1 heard a fart, SHAGGY:it wasnt me BRITNEY:opps i did it again
the next day it happend again and insted BRITNEY SAID:stronger than yesterday!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA!

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The cardiologist's diet: "If it tastes good, spit it out."

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Layla:XD
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quavion:yo mama so shitty she drew shit in yo hair with the razors
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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Chris:You were late this morning to go buy that 1$ hairline didn't you ?
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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sweet salt:your hairline so backed up rosa parks moved to the back of the bus
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the dinossaurs
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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Turtle dude:Your hairline goes father then the titanic
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