"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke

Hot 1 year ago

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

It seems that a young man volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp.
The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was more...

1
0

It takes balls to be a transvestite.

49
11

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

195
42

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

396
116

There was this boy at school and his teacher said to him " Go home and find the first three letters of the alphabet." So he goes home and asks his sister " What is the first letter of the alphabet?" and she says " Get out of my room you stupid!!!!" more...

17
10
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
j:nigga
0
0
(0)
Random:So true
0
0
(0)
Robert Ku:...tomorrow Donald Trump will make it illegal!
0
0
(0)
Naruto:Your hair line is so far back that gods eyes couldn't end see it
0
0
(0)
Shadow:im 9 inches long, i go in your mouth, when i move up and down, white stuff comes out, and when i pull out, all over your face, its not what you think its a toothbrush and paste
0
0
(0)
jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
1
0
(0)
jj:your hair line goes soooooo far back that when their was a tsunami everybody went behind u
0
0
(0)
Shae:Hi Lol I'm bore
0
0
(0)
Z:To deal with this, you should just say banana knock knock, interesting name.
0
0
(0)
Lmao:Your hairline go back like a free throw line.!
Show More Comments
Funny Joke? 318 vote(s). 69% are positive. 24 comment(s).