"Bungee Jumping Mamma" joke
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff. After using the outhouse teepee, they went back to the village. The next day, they again went to the outhouse teepee. Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the more...
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.