Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
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Shadow:im 9 inches long,
i go in your mouth,
when i move up and down,
white stuff comes out,
and when i pull out, all over your face,
its not what you think
its a toothbrush and paste
zandy: Why did the Swede bring an extra pair of socks on vacation? In case he got a Dane in one!
Source: https://jokeknock.com/scandinavian-jokes/
Yo mama: Please FOH, terrible
Alex: Good one!
Jack: I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!