"Driveway" joke

your mommas so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.

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