"Driveway" joke

your mommas so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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