"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

English tourists driving through New Zealand countryside when they spot 4 maori falla's struggling with a huge pole against the woolshed.
Curious they stop, watch and take photo's. Finally one of the tourist's curiosity gets the better of him, so he walks over to them and more...

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Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

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China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All more...

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There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so they stopped the ambulance and more...

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The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. So she asks him to please step up to the front of the class and recite his more...

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Chanel Christensen:Your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it.
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Boss:Yo mama is so stupid I saw her jumping up and down I asked what she was doing and she said that she forgot to shake the medicine before she drank and I'm trying to shake it
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Zoe Evans:funny
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Hsgs :Yo hair line looks like a Tetris game and your loosing
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Hsgs :Boii I'll split your hair line like Moses did with the Red Sea
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad that harriet tubbman left you behind
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad lebron got jelous
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tk:Boi every time you go to the supermarket theres no price for that hairline
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katiiti:your lips are as dry as ur moms pussy!!
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honkey:everyone on here go suck your dead nan
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