"Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat" joke

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy more...

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Chanel Christensen:Your hairline is so bad I need a telescope to see it.
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Boss:Yo mama is so stupid I saw her jumping up and down I asked what she was doing and she said that she forgot to shake the medicine before she drank and I'm trying to shake it
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Zoe Evans:funny
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Hsgs :Yo hair line looks like a Tetris game and your loosing
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Hsgs :Boii I'll split your hair line like Moses did with the Red Sea
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad that harriet tubbman left you behind
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Guy That Roasts:yo hairline so bad lebron got jelous
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tk:Boi every time you go to the supermarket theres no price for that hairline
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katiiti:your lips are as dry as ur moms pussy!!
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honkey:everyone on here go suck your dead nan
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