"Yo mamas" joke

yo mamas so dirty- she has plants growing out of her ass.
yo mamas so harry- they said,"Ate that Mighty Joe Youngs Sister?

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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