"Yo moma" joke

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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 Yo Mama

Yo Momma So Fat!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Elijah and the Steer

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.
And then Elijah commanded the people of God to more...

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Married To A Widower

Joan, a widow who recently married a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband occasionally talks about his first wife?"
"Oh, not any more," Joan replied.
"What more...

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Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same?

Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same?
Nickname:
Godzilla: King of Monsters
Elvis: King of Rock
Year Career Started:
Godzilla: 1954
Elvis: 1954
Species:
Godzilla: Giant lizard
Elvis: Giant lounge more...

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Tight Skirt

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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sausage:you sued your barber you animal abuse that is how bad your hairline is.
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zip:yo hair line so messed up you can put a zip line on it
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zip:yo hairline so messed up we cought your hairline sucking dick
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jataveon:u checking yo hairline so far back i thought u had navy practice
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karis:OK THEN
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Briana Mieles :Your mama got ma pimples so when she ways herself it says 100lmbs but with them pimples 160
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Briana Mieles :I could make a better one your mama so fat when sat on the chair people say titanic 2
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nate:Hairline
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nate:Your so far back drake made a song about start at the bottom now we here
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conrrado:your hair line spells tub backwards "but"
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