"Yo moma" joke

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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 Yo Mama

Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Divorce Time

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.
The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to more...

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Yo Momma So Fat!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Subliminal suggestion

Hi. I'm Mike. I'd like to (sex) tell you about some weird psychological phenomenon (sleep with me) that has been in the media forefront (I'm your love slave) in the past few years. I'm talking about subliminal suggestion.
Subliminal suggestion (buy me a car) is a technique more...

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CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........... on...... more...

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sausage:you sued your barber you animal abuse that is how bad your hairline is.
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zip:yo hair line so messed up you can put a zip line on it
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zip:yo hairline so messed up we cought your hairline sucking dick
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jataveon:u checking yo hairline so far back i thought u had navy practice
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karis:OK THEN
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Briana Mieles :Your mama got ma pimples so when she ways herself it says 100lmbs but with them pimples 160
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Briana Mieles :I could make a better one your mama so fat when sat on the chair people say titanic 2
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nate:Hairline
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nate:Your so far back drake made a song about start at the bottom now we here
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conrrado:your hair line spells tub backwards "but"
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