"Yo moma" joke
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa apologized to Muslim leaders who accused him of taking Israel's side in the war in Lebanon. "Folks, it behooves us all to remember that terrorists have feelings, too."
Three churches - Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian - worked together to sponsor a community- wide revival. After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another.
The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out more...
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Student: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home
Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...