"Yo moma" joke

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many more...

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A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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sausage:you sued your barber you animal abuse that is how bad your hairline is.
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zip:yo hair line so messed up you can put a zip line on it
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zip:yo hairline so messed up we cought your hairline sucking dick
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jataveon:u checking yo hairline so far back i thought u had navy practice
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karis:OK THEN
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Briana Mieles :Your mama got ma pimples so when she ways herself it says 100lmbs but with them pimples 160
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Briana Mieles :I could make a better one your mama so fat when sat on the chair people say titanic 2
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nate:Hairline
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nate:Your so far back drake made a song about start at the bottom now we here
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conrrado:your hair line spells tub backwards "but"
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